No, I don't much like dentists. The only thing I've ever seen a dentist do is look at my teeth for five minutes, and occasionally say "hmmm, you need to brush your teeth." Someyimes he'll say something really radical, you know, using his initiative and say "hmmm, don't drink sugary drinks." I mean seriously, my grandmother told me that years ago, and she didn't get paid when she did.
As for doctors, I try to avoid them. I was at a gig at christmas past, and I was headbanging when I fell face first onto the edge of the stage and broke my cheekbone. I didn't think anything was wrong with me, or even that I had had a particularly bad fall (I was hammered drunk), but when I stood back up the crowd was all staring at me, and I noticed there was blood everywhere. I think I broke my cheekbone and I broke my nose, but I didn't go to the doctor. I now have an assymetric face, as my right cheek is still swollen, and probably won't ever go back down. Pity, it's not even the kind of rugged assymetry that Sly Stallone has, but the messy drunk assymetry of Shane Mac Gowan. For the record, after the fall I went to the toilets and waited for the bleeding to stop, then kept on headbanging, YEAH ROCK AND ROLL!!!
