its cool man, sounds to me like you def have a grounding issue.
your best bet would be to take it to a tech and have them check it out.
honestly if you are clueless about wiring, then a jaguer is not the guitar to learn from, too many wires(9 feet to be exact) and too many caps and switches for a novice to be playing with.
don;t feel dumb, i find myself screwing up on some of the simplest stuff,
and its my damn job to know this stuff! 😆