Classic Player Jaguars (DONT BUY)

Blindingsun

So i was in GuitarGuitar today.. thought i'd try some new pedals

ANYHOOO.. i picked up a White jag, the classic player with the humbuckers and fixed bridge etc. made in mexico.. crafted prolly..

Anyway,. to cut a long story short. dont buy them .

I killed the guitar within 20 mins. the Entire Lead circuit died..then 2 mins later the Rhythm circuit died too.. its being sent back to fender.. but really. just shows how poor the build is.

and it felt like #### compared to the Japanese ones... and the pups are just poor.

to be honest the guitar feels alot more cramped too...was aweful.

then i tried the J Mascis Jazzz. = SEX !!!! going to buy.!!!!

Mustang-Pete

I thought you wanted a gaybox and a game?

Blindingsun

blah. that J mascis jazz is teh sexorz <3

Mustang-Pete

I can imagine. They certainly look teh sexzes. I might try one next time I see one...

Blindingsun

the ONLY thing i didnt really like was the neck,... the neck is too fat. the frets are too big and the Satin finish can suck my balls. it's just aweful.

the rest of the guitar is ####in A

tragictravisty

blindingsun's attention span is equal to that of an inbred goldfish.

Mustang-Pete

tragictravisty said: blindingsun's attention span is equal to that of an inbred goldfish.

lawl

Salukipilot4590

I cant read all that netspeak...

JaguarOW

he means lol

Purplehaze19x

I have a Mascis Jazzy, and i agree, I havent got used to the jumbo frets yet.

The satin neck really doesnt bother me, but. would have been better clear coated.

I undertand J. wanted it to resemble a vintage neck, so. no complaints.

SmutVendetta

tragictravisty said: blindingsun's attention span is equal to that of an inbred goldfish.

lol. Well I think he certainly changes his mind enough. First he wanted the gaybox and a game. Then he wanted a J Mascis Jazzy. And within one post he changes his mind completely.

Mustang-Pete

tragictravisty said: blindingsun's attention span is equal to that of an inbred goldfish.

He wanted a jag with blocks and binding before as well. Silly blindingsun.

tragictravisty

doesnt seem like he wants or deserves such a beautiful guitar. leo would be ashamed. plus what would bjork say about you being hypnotized by the tiny little screens of WoW? is it right to wage war on minorities? do you even wonder if its right or wrong?

Blindingsun

how can you judge what i deserve...? through some words i've typed on a forum.. i say i deserve as many nice fenders as i can get..

AnotherTool

tragictravisty said: doesnt seem like he wants or deserves such a beautiful guitar. leo would be ashamed. plus what would bjork say about you being hypnotized by the tiny little screens of WoW? is it right to wage war on minorities? do you even wonder if its right or wrong?

TOLD

Hey Trav, are you like a debating champion in your part of the world or something?

Salukipilot4590

Blindingsun said: how can you judge what i deserve...? through some words i've typed on a forum.. i say i deserve as many nice fenders as i can get..

Are you 15?

Blindingsun

Blindingsun said: how can you judge what i deserve...? through some words i've typed on a forum.. i say i deserve as many nice fenders as i can get..

L2sarcasm.

tragictravisty

tragictravisty said: doesnt seem like he wants or deserves such a beautiful guitar. leo would be ashamed. plus what would bjork say about you being hypnotized by the tiny little screens of WoW? is it right to wage war on minorities? do you even wonder if its right or wrong?

funny you mention that, my dad in the hopes of building my resume recently gave me an ultimatum: debate club or charity. ouch.

AnotherTool

Ouch indeed.

I'm glad my dad wasn't like that, but then again, maybe i needed something like that. He sort of gave me full reign over my life and let me decide what was best for me, which at the time was drink drugs and casual sex.

In the words of Aug, EPIC FAIL.

tragictravisty

by the way where did that slang comes from? (the whole fail thing). I find it #### hilarious and its become part of my everyday vernacular. is it from south park or something?