i may just trace my jazzmaster..
alternatively i could go back to my dads idea. . and make an egg shaped guitar. . or more what i would do.. i would shape it more like those vox guitars.

but with tele hardware. . . would be kinda funny.
my idea would be to get a cheap squier telecaster, use the neck and bridge pickup and bridge (not use neck pickup) and the control plate and switches (but replace the actual pots probably) and then later on get a decent tele neck and everything and make it into a good telecaster or esquire. not gonna use the neck pickup cos there would be no way of hiding the bad routing XD
any other suggestions? im really set on doing something now. .