What dog turd would you base this guitar on?
Every poop vacates the arse in more or less the same structure but when it hits the floor each plop takes on a different form.
There is the solid dump.
The fragmented dung.
The polka dot crap which occcurs from eatin sweetcorn.
The sloppy runny pat.
The long thin snake like doo doo.
Also why do you never see white dog sh1t any more?
