I had to take a guitar to work one day so i could tinker with it.
Any way somebody asked me, "Do you play guitar then?" Yes" I responded. "So what is it you play then? Bass?" "Er no this is'nt a bass." "Oh right so is it lead guitar?" "Yes" i said. "I play lead and rhythm. Its all the same to me."
Now up until now this conversation was pretty dull and i could'nt wait for it to end, however, at that point my co-worker asked me a question that made my day. It just made me feel all happy inside an confirmed my opinion that 90% of people are stupid and un-educated.
"So is that a rhythm guitar or a lead guitar you've got there?"
*arf*