Pics didn't work, so I'm just gonna post what I wrote sans pics.
'06 ESP LTD DV8-R (Dave Mustaine signature model, Snow White)
'06 Parker PM20 (stock, Gold)
'96 Ibanez TC420 (Talman, modded with a Duncan JB in the bridge, Schaller tuners, push/pull pot to tap the JB, and covered in stickers; Stonewash Green)
'92 Ibanez SF420 or, '92 Ibanez LOVE OF MY LIFE (I've been told it is one of the rarest non-vintage Ibanezs, only seen one other in my entire life. modded with a Duncan JB in the bridge and an unknown Duncan in the neck; Black Pearl)
'79 Conrad Dan Armstrong (Sperzel locking tuners, pickguard cut out of a vinyl record with holes for one Duncan Distortion bridge humbucker and a single volume knob)
Ibanez classical acoustic
Ibanez Single Cutaway steel-string acoustic
Mesa/Boogie Mark IV short head thru a Marshall 1960A 4x12 cabinet.
No effects used...ever.
I would sell what's left of my non-existent soul for a Travis Bean or an aluminum-neck Kramer.