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What you've said here about the tone bypass is the reverse of what actually happens...
If the tone is bypassed (OFF), you don't get the classic muff sound (instead you get a way raunchier distortion with all your mids in place) and you get more gain (it's louder).
I'm assuming your wording was just incorrect...but yeah, theres a large volume boost. It's normal.
I don't understand how you can say none of the controls work, but the pedal works. I'm assuming the pedal works, and you're just being a moron, though.
The switch on the clone theory sounds like it might be borked. I did say EHX pedals are built like #### 😆