All very good points, I'm sure the OP can get fairly close to what he's looking for. At one point, I also wanted Kurt's tones, and when I finally got there I realized "WTF am I gonna use this for now that isn't going to sound like I ripped off Nirvana" haha. My DS-2 is in the closet now, collecting dust mainly. I break it out every now and then and can actually get some pretty sweet "boosted" sounds out of it. To each his own, some people are totally happy with coming home from work and being able to be a big rockstar in their own home and I respect the hell out of that. Let's lighten this thread up with what we are currently running right now. My main rig right now is:
Tech 21 Blonde (Modded with speaker emulation removed) ->
DOD Supra-Distortion (Really noisy, squeals out and I use this occasionally for feedback) ->
NYC Big Muff (Heavily modded with mid and low eq pots, and toggle that bypasses all EQ including stock "Tone" pot) ->
MXR Micro Chorus (I find I rarely use this either but it can make things more spacious on a low setting) ->
Fender Reverb tank (Purely amazing) ->
VHT Special (20 watt, upgraded to 6L6 Winged C's, 7025 12AX7's, and a Jensen C12N speaker)
Occasionally, I run right into my modded Champ 600 and just crank it all the way. Really unbelieveable Tweed sounds with just some upgrades.