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I was at a guitar setup clinic recently and hanging there in the shop was this hideous Gibson turd...

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We all just looked at it and shook our heads.

The general consensus: What were they thinking!?!?!

They look like those boiled lollies that granny tried to hoist on me when I went to visit as a kid :-D

one day i'm going to be rich as #### and have gibson make me a guitar shaped like a dog turd. :-cool

*doubt i'll ever be ritch*

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What dog turd would you base this guitar on?

Every poop vacates the arse in more or less the same structure but when it hits the floor each plop takes on a different form.

There is the solid dump.

The fragmented dung.

The polka dot crap which occcurs from eatin sweetcorn.

The sloppy runny pat.

The long thin snake like doo doo.

Also why do you never see white dog sh1t any more?

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What dog turd would you base this guitar on?

Every poop vacates the arse in more or less the same structure but when it hits the floor each plop takes on a different form.

There is the solid dump.

The fragmented dung.

The polka dot crap which occcurs from eatin sweetcorn.

The sloppy runny pat.

The long thin snake like doo doo.

Also why do you never see white dog sh1t any more?

hmmm the classic sh1t coil of course with oops he got in to the trash and ate some gum poka dots.

i just now thought of that your right i havent seen white dog #### in ages hmmmm.......i blame al gore lol

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What dog turd would you base this guitar on?

Every poop vacates the arse in more or less the same structure but when it hits the floor each plop takes on a different form.

There is the solid dump.

The fragmented dung.

The polka dot crap which occcurs from eatin sweetcorn.

The sloppy runny pat.

The long thin snake like doo doo.

Also why do you never see white dog sh1t any more?

I have two issues with this...

1) Who do you know that poops on the floor? :-D

2) Excellent point about the white dog sh!t. My guess is it has something to do with...

a) Global warming

B) The global financial crisis

c) Swine flu

d) terrorists

f) all of the above.

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What dog turd would you base this guitar on?

Every poop vacates the arse in more or less the same structure but when it hits the floor each plop takes on a different form.

There is the solid dump.

The fragmented dung.

The polka dot crap which occcurs from eatin sweetcorn.

The sloppy runny pat.

The long thin snake like doo doo.

Also why do you never see white dog sh1t any more?

I have two issues with this...

1) Who do you know that poops on the floor? :-D

2) Excellent point about the white dog sh!t. My guess is it has something to do with...

a) Global warming

B) The global financial crisis

c) Swine flu

d) terrorists

f) all of the above.

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

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