Thinking about getting a big muff huh well there are a few points to consider!
1. Are you aware it is a pricey operation to get a muff?
2. Is your family aware of your sexual persuasion and your decision to get a muff?
3. Are you aware that getting a muff might attract Lou to you?
Make sure these points are well considered before getting a big muff, for you see it is a risky, dangerous procedure not to mention controversial, I myself do not discriminate or hate against people with different sexual orientations, but just make sure you are making the right decision because once its a muff theirs no going back ( I don't think ).