Mine's pretty suckish tbh:
Vista Jagmaster (98 I think)
Les Paul copy (sounds amazing for what it is)
Strat copy
Danelectro Cool Cat Fuzz (broken, but as it's true bypass I'm using it as a cheapskate killswitch lol)
Old Crybaby
DS-1 (just for boost)
Frontline Heavy Metal (ridiculously trebly, so I completely roll off the treble and use it as a Muff substitute)
Danelectro Black Paisley ("Gothic Hippies")
Zoom Multieffects
Danelectro FAB Chorus (great, absolutely nails that sound in Candle and at the start of Teenage Riot)
No Name digital delay
Biggest amp I can find wherever I am
What I'm getting:
USA Reissue Muff (yeah I don't care, I'm a tEh Corganz/Ihazz kidz lol)
Boss 8 track recorder
Flanger
Maybe Phaser?
What I want but have no chance of getting:
Proper Strat
Jazzmaster
Flying V
Rickenbacker (in my dreams lol)
Triple Rectifier (lol)
Sorry for that sprawling mess of stuff...